Summer's Gone...and Good Riddance!
Summer's over now, but lucky for everyone my organization "Youth for an Unromantic Summer" works all year round to spread our message of warning about the danger of falling in love, especially in summer.
If you haven't yet, be sure to download the YUS anthem "Summer's the Worst" for free and/or buy my debut album, "My Favorite Place to Drown" and play it for your friends, especially your sexiest and most alluring friends who are singlehandedly responsible for 90 percent of summer lust and sexual frustration!
Please donate to the cause! Of course, all donations go toward frumpy clothes for the YUS to distribute among bathing-suited beach-goers all over the country, covering up all those overly enticing physiques.
If you haven't yet, be sure to download the YUS anthem "Summer's the Worst" for free and/or buy my debut album, "My Favorite Place to Drown" and play it for your friends, especially your sexiest and most alluring friends who are singlehandedly responsible for 90 percent of summer lust and sexual frustration!
Please donate to the cause! Of course, all donations go toward frumpy clothes for the YUS to distribute among bathing-suited beach-goers all over the country, covering up all those overly enticing physiques.
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